The Wet T-Shirt Contest is a long standing tradition at colleges and bars around the country. A bevy of beauties wear a white t-shirt that is then doused with water. Whichever person has the best set of breasts beneath the now "see-through" t-shirt is the winner. To judge a Wet T-Shirt Contest is relatively simple.
Instructions
1. Inspect the size of the breasts. The amount of breast augmentations that are performed in America give us a clue that the American public is definitely of the mindset that "bigger is better." While this isn't the only criteria, it certainly is important. Gauge which breasts are the biggest once the t-shirts are wet.
2. Look at the shape of the breast. Next to size, shape is the next most important aspect. Now shape doesn't mean tear-drop, round or any other adjective your mind can conjure up for the breasts; it means proportionate. The truth is any shape can be a winner, but if the breasts are proportionate in relation to each other, then they should be scored ahead of the others.
3. Judge the placement of the breast. One of the unfortunate things about gravity is that they force parts of the human anatomy to sag over time. (This goes for men too.) Once the pair of breasts has been revealed in the wet t-shirt contest, you are looking to see if they are still "perky" and relatively "high" in relation to their chest. This is where natural breasts are at a slight disadvantage, as they are prone to sag, while someone who has had surgery will benefit from the lift of that surgery.
4. Check out the nipples on the breast. Perhaps the most devilish thing about judging a wet t-shirt contest is the nipples showing through. This is all a matter of personal preference. Some people love large nipples, while others love small. Again a way to separate this category is to check out the symmetry. The girl with the most symmetry should be awarded the most points.
5. Think about the overall appearance. You've looked at the specifics. Now it's time to think about the bonuses. Is the girl otherwise attractive, does she have a sex appeal, does she know flirt are all questions to be answered. Some Wet T-Shirt Contests even have girls dance to show off their moves and their other assets. At the end of the day, your choice for the winner might come down to a "gut" feeling.
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